Hi, I’m Toby. I’m not particularly great at introducing myself in any manner whatsoever so we’ll see how this goes as I type. Knowing me I’ll probably just go off on some wild tangent and what not.

Anyway, as I stated before I’m Toby, I’m 19 years old, and originate from a tiny island off the north coast of France called Guernsey (this does not make me French, saying so will not be conducive to your health), and barely anyone knows where it is, and my uni class me as a foreign student, so my flatmates always introduce me as “AND THIS IS OUR INTERNATIONAL STUDENT” and then there’s me in my wannabe royal family-esque accent saying hello. It’s always amusing.

Erm, I don’t particularly know what else to actually put on here, because as I said before I’m pretty shite at introducing myself in any form or fashion. Oh wait, I guess I could say that I’m currently studying a Law degree at Aberystwyth University… So you’re doomed if I ever become your lawyer one day. Literally doomed (on the plus side though that means there’s hope for anyone). I did do English and Creative Writing at the University of Salford last year, but then I quit ‘cause it was basically teaching me stuff I already knew, I mean we had a whole lecture on what is a sonnet and I learnt that in year 8, I mean srsly.