March 2012
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ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
What that is dumb and does not happen.
Look, check it out.
See, not much diff-
Wait, what-
the fuck.
You guys are being dumbs
That does not happen in real life watch
...
All I can taste is tequila in the back of my throat. No me gusta.
Last night when I got back in from town I got undressed in my room and then thought ‘Oh everyone else who’s in at the moment is asleep, so I think I don’t need to bother getting dressed again just to nip to the loo’ so I go to the loo, and on exiting I hear Matt’s door open, which was right in front of where I was standing, so, I do a naked sprint back to my room, and...
church: follow jesus
me: does he follow back?
church:
me:
church:
me: promo 4 promo?
Cosmo sex tip #301:
thunderturd:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.