December 2011
Alan Carr is perfect <3
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“You know you haven’t had a good year when your sex tape lasts longer than...”
– Alan Carr on Kim Kardashian
My aunty’s dog keeps farting, it’s so vile I might actually puke.
Anonymous asked: worst sexual experience?
toocooltobehipster:
so earlier i was looking at some ron caps for a graphic when i noticed something strange
uh huh right right
ok
wait what the fuck is that in the corner
hOLY SHIT
o hmy god???
I really do envy people who are able to just hop on a train or in a car and go back to uni whenever they want. It makes life so much easier.
Living on an island really is a pain in the arse.
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
Watchtoocooltobehipster:
the-real-demi-lovato:
ripkamsud:
roboland:
profoundnegro:
WHAT IN THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK .
nahhhhhhh.
nahhhhhhhhhhhhh.
this is the reason why we have so many diseases amongst humans.
white people.
white people
white people
white people
white people
white people
white
people
i think i just threw up
omg
lush.
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alicevernon replied to your post: alicevernon replied to your post: alicevernon…
It’s one of the songs from Enchanted, you bumbling bumblehead.
Oh yeah… Of course… I knew that.
*deep sigh of relief*
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alicevernon replied to your post: alicevernon replied to your post: alicevernon…
Hooray! That’s how you knoooooooow…
That’s how I know? Know what.
Fuck Alice, what do you know I know?
FUCK YOU’RE ON TO ME. FUCK.
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alicevernon replied to your post: alicevernon replied to your post: I’m going to…
:( Okay…
You get points for Enchanted though.
50 POINTS FOR ALICE
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alicevernon replied to your post: I’m going to have the best New Years ever. Fuck…
We’re eating nachos and watching Enchanted. AAAAMY AAAADAMS!
Chinese > Nachos.
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I’m going to have the best New Years ever. Fuck going out with friends, I’m sitting at home, watching American Horror Story, then after a few episodes of that I’m just gonna order in chinese and watch Sex and the City movies 1 & 2, Hairspray, Battle Royale, and Tron Legacy.
ENDING 2011 WITH STYLE.
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lauraful replied to your post: Urgh, New Year sucks.
you know what else sucks. tobes ;)))))) unless you have metal through your wang xxxxxxxxxxx
Oi. Less of that.
Why I tell you these things I do not know. Except that my life could be a sitcom.
Urgh, New Year sucks.
On the 12th day of Christmas, Merlin gave to me ....
peanutbutterclotpole-embrace:
missplumpudding:
